Work is the curse of the drinking class

Jiminy Cricket: Now, you see, the world is full of temptations. 
Pinocchio: Temptations? 
Jiminy Cricket: Yep, temptations. They’re the wrong things that seem right at the time… but… uh… even though the right things may seem wrong sometimes, or sometimes the wrong things, 
[chuckles] may be right at the wrong time, or visa versa. [clears throat] Understand? 
Pinocchio: [shakes his head] Uh-uh. But I’m gonna do right. 
Jiminy Cricket: Atta boy, Pinoke! And I’m gonna help ya. 

Jiminy. A true friend.